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They want you to believe that breastfeeding your own baby causes your emotional health to plummet and makes a huge dent in your life financially. Everything is parody these days.

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If they actually cared about protecting you from obesity, world health organizations and government officials would encourage you to eat healthy, exercise often, go outside, and take care of your body. But they prefer that you be scared rather than healthy.

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Eat tons of grains and canola oil. Avoid meat and eggs. Hide from the sun. Give your baby 60+ shots. Take your fourth vaccine. Accept this free crack pipe.

The government cares about your health!

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Women fall for fat acceptance and "health at every size" because we tend to be more attracted to any idea that presents as compassionate, tolerant, and accepting. No matter how stupid that idea may be. You'll never see morbidly obese models on the cover of Men's Health.

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One of the most suspicious things about our health system is that a huge percentage of doctors never talk to you about proper nutrition, sun exposure, exercise, and sleep.

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40% of Americans are obese. This number increases each year. Obesity has long been a public health pandemic that is the #1 contributor to the leading causes of death in the US—heart disease, stroke, etc. Yet the media continues to lie to women and tell them "health at every size”

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